Impolite Names

“I know it’s incomplete because someone always comes up to me after the show and says, ‘Hey! You forgot Needle Dick, the Bug Fucker!'” – George Carlin

People

  • Needle Dick, the Bug Fucker
  • Donkey Raping Shit Eater
  • Trevor
Nationalities & Ethnic Groups

  • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
  • The French
  • Belgians
  • Krauts
  • Wops
  • Spicks
  • Polacks
  • Bohunks
  • Limey’s
  • Kiwi’s
  • Abbos
  • Coons
  • Sheep Fuckers
  • Chinks
  • Japs
  • Gooks
Social Infections

  • The Clap
  • The Drip
  • The Crotch Rot
Bodily Functions

  • Breaking Wind
  • Floating an Air Biscuit
  • Farting
  • Precipitating a Public Health Crisis
  • Pissing Oneself
  • Puking
  • Hurling
  • Spewing
  • Soiling One’s Armor
  • Shitting One’s Pantaloons
Sexual Activities

  • Fucking
  • The Beast With Two Backs
  • Shagging
  • Sucking A Golf Ball Through A Garden Hose
  • Sucking The Chrome Off A Trailer Hitch
  • Trouser Friendly Kiss
  • The Cunning Linguistics
  • The Money Shot
  • Blowing Your Goo
  • Shooting Your Wad
  • Blowing Your Load
  • Breeding
  • Creampie
Anatomy

  • Mr. Happy
  • Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
  • My Incredible Male Cruelty
  • Throbbing Python of Love
  • Percy
  • John Thomas
Sexual Orientations/Gender Identities

  • Pufta
  • Pouffe
  • Ass Bandit
  • Rump Ranger
  • Fudge Packer
  • Cocksucker
  • Cunt Licker
  • Dyke
  • Diesel Dyke
  • Equal Opportunity
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